Dear Plane Landing Clapping People, I Hate You.
February 24, 2009
Riddle me this assholes, why would one clap for an individual when all they’ve done is do their job correctly? Granted, landing a plane is not an easy task but it is 1 of 2 primary tasks bestowed upon the aircraft’s pilot. I want you to think about how foolish it would be if you applied this response to some of the other professionals you encounter throughout your day. For instance, do you clap after you finishing paying the tranny hooker that just blew you on the D train? No you don’t. You thank it for it’s services and go on your merry fucking way. Next time, just grab your goddamn carry-on and your stolen copy of Air Mall magazine and get off the fucking plane.
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I’m a plane clapper, and you should be too. Only faggots that suck big fat hairy cock don’t clap for a perfect and smooth landing after a 10,000+ mile flight. But, I bet you’d prefer to suck his cock off to show your appreciation, right?
No, seriously, quit being a cunt and clap for the goddamn person that just took you thousands of miles through the sky and safely put you back on the ground. The least they deserve is a fucking “thank you.”
Douchebag.
The llama is a douchebag, I’ll give you that but I only clap for two things 1) At your funeral & 2) at your significant others funeral.
Simple!
Clapping is stupid, patronising (they are only doing their job), and… er… they can’t f-in hear you you knob!
Really? I’ve been on many plane rides before and I’ve never heard more than one person clap, and it was because it was trying to amuse a baby.
But yeah, I agree. The pilot can’t even hear you! Plus all the pressure build up in your ear will worsen.
On top of that, these days, all the pilot does it make the plane take off and land. Nothing else.
Oh dear, notice how the only plane clapper here seems to have lower IQ then stagnant pond scum.
Yeah, I bet his dad’s a pilot and he feels the need to defend his father at all costs. The fact of the matter is, pilots are worse than sailors and his dad has been balls deep in every flight attendant (male & female) from Boston to Anchorage.
I thought the only people that clapped when the plane landed were foreigners and Mid-Westerners. You know, people from third world countries who are so impressed by modern technology they can’t help express their awe.
Im a plane clapper, and I clap only when im on international flights. Mostly however its just because I was finally away from reality and got to enjoy life in another country. Do you not say thank you to the taxi driver who delivers you to your destination?
So you clap when you’re coming back to reality and on your way to “enjoy life in another country?” Hmmm, unless your reality involves Shetland ponies, drums of gummy bears and a 3-legged prostitute then you’re clapping for the wrong landing compadre. And as far as taxi drivers are concerned, they get thanked only when I’ve done something questionable in their back seat and they choose not to acknowledge it.
We say thank you, but we don’t clap.
No, no, you are all wrong. People clap to get the circulation flowing back into their limbs and avoid deep vain thrombosis after sitting in a miniscule seat for 10 hours.
Your pathetic attempt to be funny disappoints me, but I do applaud the effort. Please try again with future posts.
Riddle me this Llama, why would one clap for an individual when all they’ve done is do their job correctly? Granted, singing a song front of thousands of people is not an easy task but it is the only task bestowed upon a professional singer. I want you to think about how similar it would be if you applied this response to a pilot, who just brought ecstatic joy into your life by keeping you alive. I never had an encounter with the tranny hooker on the D train, so I don’t know if I would clap or not. Next time, just close your eyes and clap for the pilot after he landed the plane …and if you don’t like it, don’t you ever do it again! But accept the fact that some do
Dont get the whole clapping, rubs me the wrong way. But I do say thank you to the crew members as I step off the plane.