Metro North is NOT Poop Friendly
June 25, 2009
I am currently on the Metro North train to CT for my bropal’s wedding tomorrow and I made the fatal error of housing a poppy seed bagel with butter & cream cheese while washing it down with a large iced coffee. You may be thinking…”Hey that’s deeeelish, whats the prob??” Indeed the combination is very tasty, but unfortunately their shelf life in your stomach is no longer than 24 minutes. And given that, being on a 2 hour Metro North ride proves virtually impossible to safely poop unless it’s in your own pants. Which is essentially what just happened.

Tennis balls make pooping exponentially more enjoyable.
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