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Comment on Dear Plane Landing Clapping People, I Hate You. by v

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 04:53:54 +0000

Dont get the whole clapping, rubs me the wrong way. But I do say thank you to the crew members as I step off the plane.

Comment on My ride on the Amtrak Northeast Regional train #190 by Anna

Anna — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 19:16:55 +0000

This is probably the best story I’ve heard about the Northeast Regional train. Internets to you good sir.

Comment on How Much Do Your Balls Weigh? by Anthony Aaron

Anthony Aaron — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 17:10:55 +0000

Do a search on hydroceles.

Comment on Dear Plane Landing Clapping People, I Hate You. by I like people who clap when planes land

I like people who clap when planes land — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 17:48:17 +0000

Riddle me this Llama, why would one clap for an individual when all they’ve done is do their job correctly? Granted, singing a song front of thousands of people is not an easy task but it is the only task bestowed upon a professional singer. I want you to think about how similar it would be if you applied this response to a pilot, who just brought ecstatic joy into your life by keeping you alive. I never had an encounter with the tranny hooker on the D train, so I don’t know if I would clap or not. Next time, just close your eyes and clap for the pilot after he landed the plane …and if you don’t like it, don’t you ever do it again! But accept the fact that some do

Comment on Dear Pre-Pubescent 30 Year Old Men by kev

kev — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 01:31:39 +0000

that guys facial hair looks almost as bad as a shaved pig covered in beaver aids.

Comment on Dear Pre-Pubescent 30 Year Old Men by llama

llama — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 03:50:16 +0000

Thank you, thank you. You enjoy using that one and make sure you tell people where it came from, it’s a personal favorite.

Comment on Dear Pre-Pubescent 30 Year Old Men by eva2ava

eva2ava — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 08:10:21 +0000

“If that doesn’t work maybe try not sucking for a few days, see how that pans out.” Can I steal this? I’m going to steal it. It’s great. stealing something word for word is the highest form of flattery, etc etc. Ok, it’s all set. You’re fine if I steal it. awesome.

Comment on FINALLY, Other Losers. by LeKeithSweat

LeKeithSweat — Fri, 14 May 2010 21:34:37 +0000

Ha! Hilarious. How do you catch these things?

Comment on Hi, We’re the Old Russian Broads that Eat @Kmart on 34th St. by eva2ava

eva2ava — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 07:02:21 +0000

I am so not the comedian. But I’m glad that people like you exist. Did that come out kinda racist just now? Or was that more a creepy thing. “people like you.” … “I’m glad there are people like you to cater to my entertainment needs.” “I’m glad people like you work out your angst beforehand offstage in a memorize-your-speech kinda manner so I don’t have to think about the blood, sweat and tears that went into a 5 minute performance.”

Comment on Upright Citizens Brigade Improv 201: Class #1 Recap by eva2ava

eva2ava — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 06:57:34 +0000

That we are both attention whores, or that we’d both like to be better-ish.